Over the course of DC Beer Week, you’ve attended an unseemly number of events, given a smorgasbord of barroom toasts, and tasted more beers than you can shake even your shakiest stick at.  “I might just sit this one out”, you think to yourself.

Fight back that urge!  Steel yourself for one more glorious day of malt-filled glory!  DC Beer Week is quickly coming to an end and I promise you, you would regret your truancy for the rest of your earthly days.  You’d stand to miss so much:

And more.  Please, please don’t do that to yourself.  I couldn’t stand to see you deprive yourself of such joy in some misguided attempt at short-term asceticism.

Here’s the full lineup.


H Street Country Club: Brews, Bikes, and Putt-Putt Golf – 4pm
H Street Country Club – 1335 H Street NE – @hstcountryclub
New Belgium Brewing will commandeer all beer taps and raffle a 2012 Cruiser bike during a “hole-in-one” challenge at 8 p.m.

The Butcher’s Block: Craft Beer Tasting – 4:30-6:30pm
The Butcher’s Block – 1600 King Street, Alexandria
Beer distributor Michael Zelechoski, of Hop and Wine, and Butcher’s Block manager Deanna Jerore will be pouring local and craft beers. The tasting is complimentary, and open to the public. These beers will be poured: Bells Two-Hearted Ale, Port City Optimal Wit, Great Lakes Edmund Fitzgerald Porter, Lagunitas IPA, DC Brau

Crios Modern Mexican Restaurant: Breckenridge Cask Night – 5pm
Crios Modern Mexican Restaurant – 2120 P Street NW – @criosmodmex
During DC Beer Week, Crios Modern Mexican will host its first ever beer event. Crios will be pouring a rare cask of Breckenridge Agave Wheat conditioned with habanero peppers and mangos. In addition, Crios will prepare a special habanero and mango themed menu for the evening. Pints of Breckenridge Agave Wheat will be available for $5 all night. Food pairings TBA.

Port City Brewing Company: Local Cask and Food Truck – 4:30-9pm
Port City Brewing Company – 3950 Wheeler Avenue – @portcitybrew
A cask on tap, The Bourinquen Lunch Box food truck. Tasting Room hours:3-9PM. A delicious cask of Port City Brew on tap in the Tasting Room and delicious, authentic Puerto Rican food.

Meridian Pint: DC Beer Week Special: Solidarity Saison – 5pm
Meridian Pint – 3400 11th Street NW – @meridianpint
Solidarity Saison, a blended brew from the seven breweries that operate within the beltway, is a one-time creation that will only be available during DC Beer Week at six locations. The Pint is proud to be serving this collaborative brew from 3 Stars, Cap City, Chocolate City, DC Brau, The District Chophouse, Gordon Biersch and Mad Fox. Don’t miss the ultimate celebration of DC Beer!

The Black Squirrel: Rocky Mountain Hops: Colorado Lamb Barbequed and New Belgium, Oskar Blues, Boulder, Breckenridge and Avery Breweries – 5pm
The Black Squirrel – 2427 18th Street NW – @thblacksquirrel
Rare sighting of these Colorado beauties: Breckenridge 471 IPA CASK, New Belgium/Lost Abbey collaboration Brett Beer and New Belgium Tart Lychee, Avery RARITIES, including Samaels Barleywine, Beast Grand Cru, Anniversary No. Nineteen and Karma Belgian Pale Ale as well as Boulder Hoopla Pale Ale and Oskar Blues Dales Pale Ale, G’Knight and Ten Fidy. Pair these specialty beers with a special barbeque of Colorado lamb.

Jack Rose Dining Saloon: Samuel Adams Tap Takeover – 5pm
Jack Rose Dining Saloon – 2007 18th Street NW – @jackroseindc
Ten different Samuel Adams beers will be on tap. $6 beers all night long!

Elephant and Castle: Heavy Seas Tap Takeover – 5pm
Elephant and Castle – 1201 Pennsylvania Avenue NW – @ecpennave
Heavy Seas Beer is the star of a tap takeover and cask night. Limited release beers such as the Red Sky at Night saison and a cask of Loose Cannon will be available. All Heavy Seas products will be featured in 16-ounce Heavy Seas glassware for $5 and the glass will be available to keep while supplies last.

The Queen Vic: Crabbie Hard Ginger Ale – 5pm
The Queen Vic – 1206 H Street NE – @queenvicdc
Enjoy 11.2-ounce bottles of Crabbie’s original alcoholic ginger beer, as well as five-spiced pork belly with braised fennel.

Bourbon Adams Morgan: Dominion/Fordham Tap Domination – 5pm
Bourbon Adams Morgan – 2321 18th Street NW – @bourbonbardc
All full beers $5 all night. Coastal Brewing Company takes over all 10 drafts! Enjoy New and Classic Old Dominion And Fordham Beers.

ChurchKey: Bluejacket and DC Brau Collaboration Brew Debut – 6pm
ChurchKey/Birch & Barley – 1337 14th Street NW – @churchkeydc
Launching “Embers of the Deceased” Gratzer Bier Collaboration. “This is our take on a long-forgotten style, Grodziskie-Gratzer, a low abv, smoked wheat ale with a strong hop presence…dutifully called Embers of the Deceased, or–in German if you like–”Asche des Verstrobenen”!” In addition, 16 more DC Brau drafts and casks will flow, including such rarities as Sour Barrel Aged Burial at Sea and Oak Aged The Stone of Arbroath.

Rustico Ballston: Belgium Comes to Ballston: An Evening with Brewery Ommegang – 6pm
Rustico Ballston – 4075 Wilson Boulevard, Arlington – @rusticoballston
Rustico Ballston will be showcasing the brand-new Scythe and Sickle, some vintage kegs, and rare drafts they debuted around Belgian Independence Day, including the Belgian Independence Day Tripel. The Full Ommegang Draft List: Scythe and Sickle, Biere de Hougoument, Belgian Independence Day Tripel, Adoration 2011, Aphrodite 2011, Gnomegang, Witte, Hennepin, 3 Philosophers

Smoke and Barrel: Crab Feast with Evolution and 3 Stars Brewing Companies
Smoke and Barrel – 2471 18th Street NW – @beerbbqbourbon
Tom Knorr, founder of Evolution Craft Brewing, is driving down bushels of Maryland Blue Crabs straight from the shore. Join him and the guys from 3 Stars Brewing for an all-you-can-eat crab feast. $45 covers tax and gratuity, as well bottomless Evolution and 3 Stars drafts from 6-8PM! Tickets available here: http://goo.gl/Tvj7i

Bier Baron: Midsummer Barleywine Festival – 7pm
Bier Baron – 1523 22nd Street NW – @bierbarondc
The Bier Baron will be releasing its Cellar Reserve List—featuring its extensive collection of rare and vintage beers—and hosting a vertical tasting of four select vintages of Anchor Old Foghorn. Tickets can be purchased at BierBaronDC.com ($40 online/$50 at the door). Ticket includes entry to the event, a vertical tasting of Old Foghorn starting with an entire bottle of vintage 1991, and 20% off everything on the Cellar List and vintage barley wines on draft.


Smith Commons: Northeast Brewery Night – 7pm
Smith Commons – 1245 H Street NE – @smithcommonsdc
craft offerings from the following breweries ($5 Draughts & Small Bottles)

Brewery Ommegang, Allagash Brewing Company, Dogfish Head Craft Brewery, Old Dominion Brewing Company, Southern Tier Brewing Company, Flying Fish Brewing Company, Weyerbacher Brewing Company, Brooklyn Brewery, Victory Brewing Company, The House of Shandy Beer Co., Samuel Adams

Penn Social: Chocolate City Beer One-Year Anniversary Party – 8pm
Penn Social – 801 E Street NW – @pennsocialdc
Look for: 1814 ESB, Cornerstone Copper Ale, Coast Bohemian Pils, El Segundo Farmhouse Saison (A special DC Beer Week brew), Beats by: DJ Benny C. $5 CCB drafts all night long.

Capitol Lounge: Brooklyn and Baseball – Nationals Ticket Giveaway – 9:30pm
Capitol Lounge – 229 Pennsylvania Avenue SE – @caplounge
For every bottle of Brooklyn Lager or Brooklyn Summer Ale purchased ($5.50 each), receive one raffle ticket. Raffles at 9:30pm. Must be present to claim tickets. Prize is a pair of tickets to the Friday, August 22 Braves v. Nationals game.