Here at DCBeer.com headquarters, we tackle the tough issues of the day. Sometimes, though, we tackle the not-so-tough issues of the day. Most of this not-tough-issue-tackling occurs during the time we spend at our day jobs and more often than not, it’s not worth sharing.
But there are some ideas that must be allowed to spread their wings and flap forcefully and confidently into the blogosphere. This is one of those ideas.
Below, please find a list of potential beer names related to the Nickelodeon shows beloved by the DCBeer writers. Think you have a better idea? Drop it in the comments and we’ll all get a hearty laugh in the middle of this otherwise run-of-the-mill workday.
Enjoy, readers. Enjoy.
Nickelodeon-Themed Beer Names
Nickelodeon Guts Pale Ale
Legends of the Hidden Gose
Wild and Crazy Kolsch
Are You Afraid of the Dank? Double IPA
The Secret Life of Alex Marzen
Keenan and Kellerbier / Keenan and Kristalweizen
Salute Your Sorachi
Pete and Patersbier
Aaahhh! Real Marzens!
Malsters Modern Life
Ahtanum Explains it All
ChocZone (a collaboration with Chocolate City)
Super Sloppy Double Bock (be forewarned, this beer comes with a physical challenge)
My Life as a Teenage Rauchbier
Gueza Gueza Island
The Ren and Witbier Show
She-Ra: Princess of Porters
Degratzer: The Next Generation
Where in the World is Marzen Sandiego?
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