This Friday has a date, but I don’t want to tell you what it is, mostly because I’m afraid of knife-wielding, hockey mask-wearing psychopath Jason Voorhees to come and wreck my shit.
You see, my friends, for those of you who don’t suffer under the weight of friggatriskaidekaphobia, you can enjoy this Friday’s festivities at the Black Squirrel, starting at 5pm. At the Squirrel, they’ll actually be raising a toast to this movie character with an IMDB credit list a mile long. Not only that, they’ll be showing the original *deep breath* Fridaythe13thmovie okay I said it. Don’t ask me to say it again.
And if that whole experience sounds too scary for you, that’s okay, you can have a glass of Great Lakes Christmas Ale to comfort you with its orange and cinnamon notes. Delicious.