It just seemed like this headline should have worked better than it did.

In any event, Iron Horse Tap Room, hosts of one of DC’s best craft beer happy hours every night of the week, is upping the ante tonight by teaming up with Vermont’s Long Trail Brewing Company for what will be a non-hostile, but very delicious, tap takeover.

The fun starts at 6pm ON THURSDAY, OCTOBER 27, PLEASE NOTE THE CORRECTION, where downstairs at the small bar you’ll be able to get any of the following beers for just $4. Are you a mug club member? Seems like you should be if you’re not, because this could be even tastier for you.

Long Trail Harvest Ale
Long Trail Hibernator
Long Trail Traditional IPA
Long Trail Double Bag
Otter Creek Imperial Porter
Otter Creek Copper Ale

Don’t feel like playing at the small bar? Well, you’ll be able to get regular ole Long Trail Ale at the two other bars, also for $4.

So if you’re in Chinatown, drop by. Play some skeeball. Have a Long Trail. Then treat Metro like your iron horse and ride off into the sunset.