Hang onto your hats and put your other hand on a pint, DC craft beer fans! DCBeer.com has received word that something big, no, scratch that, huge, is brewing between Churchkey and Stone Brewing Co. Actually, huge may not even cover it. What we’ve heard about is what we have to believe will be the largest Stone tapping, ever. This event’s scope is so vast that Stone’s well-known gargoyles will be taking over the entirety of Churchkey’s very sizeable tap list for an evening that will be truly historic. Put it on your calendars, folks, October 4, will be the night that features forty, that’s 4-0, Stone offerings appear on draft at Churchkey. Tap time is subject to change, but Churchkey opens at 4pm on Mondays; we’ll keep you posted when we have definitive details! From what we’ve heard about the kegs being tapped, beer fans across the Washington area will be lining up en masse to try some of the rarest Stone offerings around. This night will feature tap after tap of beers that would normally each be the focus of an individual event. You can see the list, which is subject to change, below. That Stone has brought all of these beers together to takeover Churchkey almost defies belief. But believe, beer fans, oh yes, believe. When you see the beers on the menu, your desire to sample may make you sprout your own set of gargoyle wings just to fly over to Churchkey and get to them that much quicker.

Check out the tap list below. However, be advised that given the size of this event, the keg list is subject to change. Also, these may not all be full 1/2 bbl kegs, I imagine some of the rarer offerings will be sixtels (1/6 bbl) Still, we don’t think you’ll be having any trouble finding something you’ll like… Take a deep breath folks; we bear no responsibility for heart palpitations incurred as a result of the below.

UPDATE: Stone Brewing Co. Founder and CEO Greg Koch will be on-hand for the takeover! This event is part of a multi-city tour that will also stop in Baltimore’s as-yet-unopened Alewife. This makes what was already a huge and historic event even huger…and…historic-er…erm yes. Anyway, can’t talk, going to wait outside Churchkey now so I can get my place in line.

Stone Ruination IPA
Stone Double Dry-Hopped Ruination IPA
Arrogant Bastard Ale
Oaked Arrogant Bastard Ale
Stone Levitation Ale
Stone Smoked Porter
Stone Smoked Porter with vanilla
Stone Smoked Porter with chipotle
Stone IPA
Stone Double Dry-Hopped IPA
Stone Sublimely Self Righteous Ale
Stone Pale Ale
Stone Cali-Belgique IPA
Ballast Point/Kelsey McNair/Stone San Diego County Session Ale
21st Amendment/Firestone Walker/Stone El Camino (Un)Real Black Ale
Dogfish Head/Victory Brewing/Stone Saison du BUFF (this keg will be of the batch brewed at Stone)
2003 Double Bastard Ale
2005 Double Bastard Ale
2006 Double Bastard Ale (aged in brandy barrels)
2009 Double Bastard Ale
Stone 05.05.05 Vertical Epic Ale
Stone 07.07.07 Vertical Epic Ale
Stone 07.07.07 Vertical Epic Ale (aged in red wine barrels)
Stone 08.08.08 Vertical Epic Ale
Stone 09.09.09 Vertical Epic Ale
Stone 9th Anniversary Ale
Stone 12th Anniversary Ale Bitter Chocolate Oatmeal Stout (aged in bourbon barrels)
Stone 13th Anniversary Ale
Stone 14th Anniversary Emperial IPA
Stone Double Dry-Hopped 14th Anniversary Emperial IPA
2004 Stone Old Guardian Barley Wine
2005 Stone Old Guardian Barley Wine (aged in bourbon barrels)
2008 Stone Old Guardian Barley Wine (aged in wine barrels)
2009 Stone Old Guardian Barley Wine
2010 Stone Old Guardian Belgo Barley Wine
2004 Stone Imperial Russian Stout
2008 Stone Imperial Russian Stout (aged in bourbon barrels)
2010 Stone Imperial Russian Belgo Stout
Stone Imperial Russian Stout 10th Anniversary Special Blend
Stone Imperial Russian Stout 10th Anniversary GK Mad Man Mix

2004Stone Old Guardian Barley Wine
2009Stone Old Guardian Barley Wine
2005Stone Old Guardian Barley Wine aged in Bourbon Barrel
2008Stone Old Guardian Barley Wine aged in Wine Barrels
2010Stone Old Guardian Belgo Barley Wine
2004Stone Imperial Russian Stout
2010Stone Imperial Russian Belgo Stout
2008Stone Imperial Russian Stout aged in Bourbon barrels
Stone IRS 10th Anniversary Special Blend
Stone IRS 10th Anniversary GK Mad Man Mix
Stone 05.05.05. Vertical Epic Ale
Stone 07.07.07 Vertical Epic Ale
Stone 07.07.07 Vertical Epic Ale aged in Red wine
Stone 08.08.08. Vertical Epic Ale
Stone 09.09.09 Vertical Epic Ale
Stone 9th Anniversary Ale
Stone 12th Anniversary in Bourbon Barrels
Stone 13th Anniversary Ale
Stone 14th Anniversary Ale
2003Double Bastard Ale
2005Double Bastard Ale
2006Double Bastard Ale Aged in Brandy Barrels
2009Double Bastard Ale
CollabSaison du BUFF – Stone
Collab21st Ammendemnt
CollabSan Diego Session Ale
Special DDH Stone 14th Anniversary Ale
Special DDH Stone Ruination IPA
Special DDH Stone IPA
Special Stone Cali Belgique IPA
Special Stone Smoked Porter w/ Vanilla
Special Stone Smoked Porter w/ Chipotle
Core Stone Sublimely Self Righteous
Core Stone Pale Ale
Core Stone IPA
Core Stone Levitation Ale
Core Stone Smoked Porter
Core Oaked Arrogant Bastard Ale
Core Arrogant Bastard Ale
Core Stone Ruination IPA
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